[id: 8 gifs from the film “breakfast with scot”, the gifs show eric mcnally, and scot latour in the bathroom while eric is shaving.
1st gif: a wide shot showing part of the hallway outside the bathroom, the bathroom door is open. scot is standing on the toilet seat and asks, “boys shave their faces?” eric replies, “yeah.”
2nd gif: close up to eric and scot in the bathroom from the back, the camera shows their reflection in the mirror. “such as?” eric asks. scot answers “the legular region?” his arms are crossed.
3rd & 4th & 5th gif: eric repeats scot’s question, “the legu…?” he looks towards scot and cuts himself shaving. “ah, no. scot, no. well, athletes. only athletes.”
6th gif: scot doesn’t say anything for a second, “you’re an athlete.”
7th & 8th gif: “yeah, which is why i can say don’t do it. it grows back. very painfully.” eric says, he stops shaving to clean the razor. scot smiles a bit. “you would not believe how much it itches. it’s not funny.” eric complains while scot giggles. /end id]
I was a weird kid and am now a weird adult but I wake up every day and thank god I wasn’t a weird kid in the age of tiktok and putting your face and government name next to dogshit takes
if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn’t even let it phase me. i’m not willing to be taught lessons i’m not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we’ve both wasted our time and you won’t be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man
